Continue Reading BelowĪccording to Time magazine, the Russian traffic cops (GAIs) actually were the ones that created this show as propaganda (for the car thief almost always gets caught). Here's just a quick sample of some of the buzzers. Of course, the actual distractions were nothing compared to the horror of having to actually hit the buzzer to answer a question. The distractions could range anywhere from having paintballs fired at your barely protected body at close range to lying on a bed of spikes while a strongman crushed concrete blocks on your stomach with a sledgehammer. However, we're talking about the United Kingdom version, the version with balls, the version where people said "fuck" and nudists frolicked about, wangs flapping freely and midgets kicked men (and probably women) in the groinal region, and very little of this was censored. If you've seen the Americanized version of this show, you know that the distractions usually involve the contestants getting his or her feet tickled while being quizzed, or possibly they get something gross squirted on them. When the contestant lands on a square, he or she either wins a cash prize or has to complete a "stunt." Finally, the contestant who gets to the end of the board is given a reoca (final stunt) that they must complete within a week to win a new car. A contestant earns money by rolling virtual dice and progressing along a giant, twisting 63-square board game while being cheered on by the host, studio audience and "chicas ocas" (goose girls, who are all in varying stages of undress, naturally). The idea seems simple and harmless enough. what with the hissing, and the biting, and the shitting, and the feathers flying, and our mothers screaming, and the sirens. Yes, someone in Spain decided to create an entire game show around geese, natures most terrifying animal.
Rather, it is an elaborate board game based on geese. No, this is not an elaborate drinking game based on French vodka. 6 El Gran Juego de la Oca (Great Game of the Grey Goose)
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